This race was probably the best DNF ever!
Sharing a house with six crazy women for the weekend could either be awesome or horrendous. It turned out to be the former.
I arrived Saturday afternoon and went to the race expo with Kimberly and Sue to pick up Kimberly’s team’s bibs and shirts, then attend the relay meeting where we would get our instructions for the next morning. I breezed through the race expo before they’d even gotten out of the first booth. Oh well, the mantra for the whole weekend, as I would learn at the relay meeting, was “I will be patient.” I suck at that, but it all worked out in the end.
That night at dinner, we thought we were being smart and all activated our “Find My Friends” apps on our iPhones the night before, but we would discover that there was no cell coverage along most of the race. Mother Nature: 1, Technology, 0.
0-dark-thirty.
Because they have to close down one lane of Highway 1 for several hours to run this beautiful, iconic race, runners have to be shuttled to their starting points long before their starting times. Christina and Carrie were running the full marathon, and Julia was our team’s first runner, so they had to be at the bus pickup locations super-early: like 3:30 a.m. for a 6:45 a.m. start. Sue, Kimberly and I were running the last two legs, so we left for the pickup area together and Kimberly and I tried to snooze a little in the car before our bus left for the relay leg 4 starting area. Not sure how successful we were at that, but we would have LOTS of time to nap at our starting area.
Our bus ride was short and many people got off the bus. Why? I have no idea. The sun was just coming up; it was still cold outside; and there was really nothing to do for a few hours until the first runners came through. But it opened up lots of seats so we could nap without fear of slumping over onto a neighbor’s shoulder. But we were in school buses made for kids, so there was no leg room and after awhile, I felt like my body was being contorted into a weird position.
The roar of the crowd.
People on the bus started getting restless, wondering when the first runners were coming through. It made it hard to sleep, but I didn’t care. At least I knew I was sleeping because, occasionally, I would catch myself snoring and wake up.
As the first runners passed by, people would cheer and pound on the bus windows, putting an end to any sleep I hoped to get. So I got up around 8:00 and walked around the staging area. There was hot coffee, bagels, and other rest stop food to snack on. Oh, and the porta-potties were brand, spankin’ new (i.e., clean and fully stocked.)! Life was good!
The view from the relay area: just one of many spectacular sights!
Around this time, I discovered the lack of cell service. I would have to be kinda vigilant in watching when Sue would come through the relay point because I had her change of clothes and she was to carry my stuff to the finish area. This carefully crafted plan would need some improvisation, though, because, unbeknownst to me, our second relay runner had a hard time with her part. Stacy had just flown in from a Las Vegas party night, got in a car with Christina and drove to Monterey, so it was totally understandable. Like me, she was a last-minute replacement, so it was great that she could fill in at all. But that put Sue behind schedule and I was concerned about being able to hit Mile 22 by noon, which was the cut-off time.
Kimberly was also concerned, but she didn’t have any clothing to hand off to her teammate Mara, so we agreed that she would take off without the relay tracking bracelet so she would finish without getting swept. I would have to either deal with Mara or Sue, whichever one arrived first.
Christina was the first full marathoner to come through our rest stop/relay area. She seemed in good spirits for having run over 17 miles and climbed about 2200′. Carrie was a few minutes behind her and was also looking good at that point. After they left, Kimberly took off, leaving me as the last relay runner. The rest stop volunteers kept asking me if I was waiting for anyone and started breaking down the stop. It was nervous time!
Just before my personal deadline, Mara showed up. I handed her the bags with Sue’s fresh clothes and my old clothes, told her what was going on, and took her relay bracelet. I was now a member of Team Run Girls running their final leg 🙂
Big, Beautiful Sur!
Off I went into the teeth of a vicious headwind, which also played a part in slowing down every runner. I didn’t want to dampen anyone’s spirits, but I looked at the weather forecast and knew the night before that we would be looking at 10-15MPH headwinds the entire day. So, I was mentally prepared for it. My plan was to run the first 5 miles to get to Mile 22 before the cut-off time, then see how I was feeling and finish accordingly.
The views were truly spectacular and made me appreciate why this race is so popular. Several times, I ran backwards so I could see certain vistas from the north. I may do it again so I can run different legs and take in more scenery.
My leg of the relay was the longest because it was also the flattest (and I learned later that the race used to have five legs, but for logistical reasons, the last two legs were consolidated). But I still did some climbing, so I paid attention to how I was feeling. The longest hill I’ve climbed this year was the underpass at San Tomas Expressway on the Los Gatos Creek Trail!
Just after Mile 22, I caught up with Carrie and Kimberly. I made some smart-ass remark about pickup lines in the “bite me” zone, then asked her how she was doing. She said she was feeling nauseous. I figured my jokes wouldn’t help, and she was in good hands with Kimberly, so I told her where she was relative to the 6-hour pace runner (about five minutes ahead), wished her well and took off after Christina.
I caught Christina about a mile later. She is an amazingly strong runner and was doing fine physically, but I think she was starting to fade mentally. So, I abandoned any hope of putting Team Run Girls on the podium* and decided to run her in.
* Offer void where prohibited by reality.
I did my best coach imitation, kept talking to her to keep her mind off the fact that she had already run 23 hilly miles, and just did whatever she wanted to do. Keep running even though your watch says you’re on a walk break? Okay! Walk up that hill? Okay! Shut the fuck up because you’re tired of the sound of my voice and want to stab me in the face? Okay!
So, despite the fact that she is a terrific runner and worked her ass off, I take full credit for her sub-six-hour finish at this grueling race!
Just as I was ready to let her cross the finish line by herself, we heard the inimitable sound of Stacy’s voice from about two miles away.**
** This may be a slight exaggeration.
Of course, it was appropriate to let besties cross the finish line together, so I turned around and looked for Carrie. She never accepted the Find My Friends invitation, but Kimberly did. We had cell service here, so by the time I remembered that and checked the app, I saw that they were about half a mile away. I also remembered that I hadn’t crossed the finish line myself, and wanted to make sure that Team Run Girls got their medals, so I sprinted about a half mile, picked up four medals for the team, and waited for Carrie at the finish line.
Carrie and Kimberly finished shortly afterward — right before they tore down the finish line. She didn’t reach her goal time of six hours, but she finished and to be honest, this was an absurdly hard race. It is not one I think I could finish in six hours and I have no plans to test that theory. It’s that hard.
The aftermath.
Of course, there was much eating, drinking and celebrating! We dined at the same place Paulie, Sandi, Jen and Carrie found during last year’s Monterey 20-miler: Joe Rombi’s La Piccola Casa. I was going to leave, but Julia and Stacy both reported horrible traffic, so we got drunk and played Cards Against Humanity, which was hilarious!
I sobered up and got back around 10 p.m., exhausted, but happy, which I guess is a pretty good way to spend a weekend.